Erdmann+Quotes+(QUOTATIONS!!!+USE+PROPeR+GRAMMAR!!!)+(NEVER!!!)

"We don't have pH receptors, but if I threw a vat of acid at your face, you would react to it."

"Well, lets say I decided to put on some Backstreet Boys. If that stimulus caused you to storm the stage and begin dancing to mid-90's pop music, that would be taxis. If, on the other hand, the sound of Backstreet Boys made you sort of curl up into a ball and move erratically, that would be kinesis."

"What if all your proteins denatured at once? What would you look like? You would kinda look dead..."

"Stop talking or so help me I'm gonna rub Kirill's face on your face!"

"This is your mom."